I didn’t know 32 was the new 60.

It’s true that the only alternative to watching a billion dollar industry is watching another billion dollar industry.

Lebron is so good it takes a loss to prove how great he really is. The fact that Cleveland was +7 while James was playing against the likes of Durant, Curry, Thompson and Green is insane.

I love how an entire crowd can chant “fuck you” to an opposing player but to many people it is incomprehenable that one fan could say something racist.

Your mom should’ve swallowed.

Your mom should’ve swallowed

That’s the same thing your wife told me when I fucked her.

I’d rather be overbudget on something that will work unlike the number of things we pay for that are complete dogshit.

When in doubt choke-em out.

Like Mia Khalifa Philadelphia truly has “miles of D.” 

Hebrews 3:5

Lebron just picked Carmelo for Love trade rumor out of the trash.

Michael Floyd when asked if he was going

I understand the rationale but we haven’t had a 9/11 since 9/11. To say we’re “finally” being kept safe from another 9/11, when our polices are already keeping us safe from, is a lie.

Buckets lie #alternative facts

My alternative facts prove 1.5 million people attended

Nice shot but can he dunk?

I hate that Belichick said something that both Curt Schilling and Bill Simmons could agree on.

11+30= 41

Are you referring to Kiniesiology?