Fuck Dan Synder always and forever. 

And I nearly 6years later I come along and click the link at 5 in the morning before my run. Thanks bro!

Maybe the angle is bad but Thompson appears to get hurt doing a James Harden impression.

I totally saw your question in “good faith” and hope my answer showed that. 

The term “accuser” comes loaded with a patriarchal history. Consider when we use the word “victim” and when we don’t. Usually we only use “accuser” in sexual assault crimes.

And the pouch she keeps it in is called “Lamar’s Scrodom.”

Unfortunately the fifth batter failed to make it past 3rd base because she swung with just the tip.

Absolutely!

Who cares if he pees blood?

Here’s a bonus question: “Can you name the Minnesota Vikings’ cornerback who held a double-headed dildo and the name of the boat he was on?”

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

This is one game these players will never Farragut!

Pikachu was surprised to find out what Brock had been doing.

Fresh?

What up babe?

Would you mind describing why she is whore, what ghetto is and how ghetto is inside of her?

Thought I was done finding things to jackoff too. 

If a woman skrieks in an empty Welsh-Ryan Arena does she make a sound?

This should do it.

Get out my dreams