Unfortunately, both the Rams and Chargers are expected to take a significant hit financially as a result, since neither contract contained an umbrella clause.

But the EMALS!

Coming soon, from Tom:

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Ok, I respect your sour cred.

Poor lane integrity is a big one for me. Not keeping in lane on the highway, or more often than not ending up in the incorrect lane after a left or right turn. (We all do the latter, but not 100% of the time)

So you’re saying that girl in the jacket got Rizzo’s dong wet...?

To be honest it’s a major improvement over the pre-facelift model. I like it. I know this is an unpopular opinion but I absolutely hated the curvy design language Hyundai adopted around 2010. I’m glad they’re starting to get away from that.

Isn’t it the opposite? The artist made it as a celebration of American resilience after the stock market recovery following the crash in the 80s. He’s said so in numerous interviews, and more recently is pissed that the bull is now being cast as a bad guy

Well it seems to be fucking up the point of the original statue. The bull isn’t a hooray Wall St power symbol, it was meant to criticize the insanity of greed driving the market to collapse. It is a big fuck your false idol installation, but now everyone is like yeah girl SHOW THAT BULL which makes the girl the…

The Kansas part is honestly not due to Trump at all.

He isn’t helping, but he isn’t inflicting the wounds. Sam Brownback has taken a good economy and in 6 years fucking wrecked the shit out of it.

It’s not the motion that puts kids to sleep. It’s the carbon monoxide.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

Colon No Match for Anal Power

Having people perform jobs that they aren’t qualified for is what makes America great...

Bartolo.

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

Hot Take:

AP is not even the most pure runner or efficient runner available in Free Agency.

That, is Jamaal Charles.

The younger siblings of the world are pressing X to pay respects