You better hope you don’t get wrapped up into my home invasion Instagram.

It’s hilarious that both sides of the US political spectrum would freak out at UK-style MOT inspections:

Depends on the red light. There’s some left hand turn signals around my house that won’t ever pop over to let you go unless it detects a vehicle in the lane. I’ve sat through 5 cycles of the light once, before I just went for it. That being said, it was 1am on a weekday, zero cars around and nothing I could really do.

To add to this, a lot of the preemption enabled traffic lights have surveillance cameras. IR is invisible to the naked eye but very much visible to cameras, and all of them that I have seen do save and flag preemption events in the surveillance software, usually for debugging when they don’t work with emergency…

Jeeze, way to make the best news all year sound so negative. Should probably just link to the article you’re quoting if you’re going to ignore the easy to understand language in next part of their blog post:

Or, you know, they could put the pics in the article like normal people do

I watched so you don’t have to:
1 month of expenses in checking minimum

Articles like this are the reason why I check out Jezebel less and less.

God. Was this article a rejected satire from Portlandia?

I like your comments. I think we’re doomed. Easier to eat our own than find real solidarity to make incremental improvements. The right has no problem playing the long game. We have no strategy.

“Uh.... Is it also unfair to pick apart a almost 10 year old car Model S cars from Tesla now for its shoddy build quality?”

It’s unfair to pick apart a prototype for its specific issue related to non-serial build quality.  General issues and serial build quality will be enough to pick it apart when its time.  

Here: Let women wear what they want.

Hailey’s dress isn’t a goddess dress. It’s a sheet wrapped around her like a towel. They both earn spots on the worst-dressed list; it’s just that his outfit is SO much worse that she looks almost sensible next to him.

Your comment is organized, thoughtful and nuanced. No wonder you are in the grays!

Yeah, I’ve read a couple of good analyses lately that have focused on this being a monumentally ill-advised move on Putin’s part because it’s going to backfire for a number of reasons:

My hot takes:

“It’s like this was written by someone with absolutely zero knowledge of geopolitics, or really anything beyond the US.”

“One man’s ego”? Oversimplistic fuckery.

Not that I expect brilliant international relations analysis from Jezebel, but I have to love how for all the complaining about imperialism, this is the most America-centric analysis of Ukraine I have ever seen. There isn’t even a mention of Europe, their over reliance on Russian gas (especially Germany), NATO,…