If money is not a concern, what's the argument against socialized medicine then?

Probably the most devastating use of the belt since Adrian Peterson.

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

Do you want your spy to rage-quit half way through an assignment?

1.) Rental Car

Someone suggested that the LEDs need to completely wrap around the grille as an homage to the original Charger, and this shot only emphasizes that need.

A 911 when it's facing the wrong way, so 99% of the time it's the 911.

Meanwhile characters of other colors can deliver self-important monologues and annoying diatribes — like Sorkin's Will McAvoy on HBO's The Newsroom — and be described as "multi-faceted" or "nuanced."

I aim to please.

Youabian Puma

I have yet to see that movie Frozen because I hate this song so much and because everyone everywhere, dentist, doctor, etc when making small talk bring up the movie. No, can't do it.

4th and schl0ng.

Is there a party you've been to that you haven't been the life of?

Twism, the Jerkstore called...

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."

Yeah, I'm not feeling so great about it, either. It seems to me that if sexual harassment by cabbies is a big issue, then we need to address the sexual harassment by cabbies. I don't like this increasing trend I see where isolating women in women-only spaces is seen as the best way to keep women "safe." It doesn't…

I'll admit I never thought Dumbledore was gay, but then again I never considered the sexuality/relationship status of any of the characters unless a relationship was mentioned.

I totally get that people need to eat. Sometimes, you're traveling the whole day with limited connection times and can't sit down to a meal. You grab something to eat on the plane. But you don't have to bring an onion and garlic salad marinated in pickle juice with Limburger cheese.

To the kid at the job wasting time: do ONE thing everyday at around 10AM, tell your boss about it right before lunch and ASK him to do something that requires him to think..... this step is very important. He won't do it until like...3PM usually. if he does it at all which is 50% of the time. Most of the time he…