Making No Mans Sky your lead image made me nearly skip this article.

That game has done nothing but waste my time several times.

perhaps i should have been clear but the above was sarcasm.

Just Do It.

Nike needs to sponsor vasectomys

Why isn’t this article simply titled:

Game Off

Just naming a song that is ABUSE, RAPE and I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER to CALL THE AUTHORITIES!

After thinking you gifted us with an elaborate silent prank, I realized my speakers were muted. :(

I did not listen to the whole damn thing with the speakers on.

I listened to this whole damn thing. Excellent song.

What about songs that are use multiple times?

I have a 2nd on the way and I am already dreading it. Stick with one.

Why cant you be Adam Clark Estes and his bad ‘hot-takes’ on email and microsoft office that is leaving?

“awwahhh horsecock” *said in frustration*

Where was the good guy with the gun?!!?

It did have the best version of these games and series:
NFL Blitz
Resident Evil (It has resident evil: code veronica, the best title of all of the RE games)
Tony Hawk (all versions)

My quick remark is getting more likes than some of my more well thought out responses!

A lot of people need to realize that a lot of things stress out a lot of other people and nearly everybody deals with that without adult binkys.

They always want to talk about triggers from innocuous things like the whine of an…

“a big wet kiss”

This is the most PG way of saying ‘blowjob’ I have ever seen. Bravo! 

Sick burn, bro. I am a total virgin, must be.

I have a question for you, what is it like to take everything seriously on the internet? Also, how is middle school these days?

Well, fuck those people.

The world exists, they live in it, they can learn to deal.

“Kelley Slater playing spoiler in a massive way... just as we expected”

So... was it really a spoiler??

you are probably the first person to comment here who understands how taxes work

These are all graduated. The couple at the bottom of the bracket will be paying effectively most in the bracket before and just the small percentage of the bracket above, while the couple at the top will pay most of their taxes in the higher bracket at least dollars wise.

Why does nobody get this ever?