What if he accelerated down the cliff.

Like the cliff was perfectly straight down and the car’s wheels were on the wall with the suspension unloaded.

The car itself is aerodynamically neutral as they touted when they released this awful shape, so it will not drift towards or away from the wall.

This limits the amount of…

I think the new 2018 grills for subaru are hideous, previous models were much better.

That is a blocked pass. Clearly a release.

But did they convert on 3rd down?

Yes.
Rule 1) Dick stays in.

Wait you brought A Lime instead of lime? OK, you are officially a Florida Man substitute!

Replying to get you un greyed. Damn indeed.

I am not sure I believe a random comment. Why the hell would a full plane of people want to fly into a hurricane?

What?

IDK what she was expecting...

Hmmm, eating a dead person... did you bring a hot plate?

Valuing your dick is a clear strike against you.

But fuck-it is pretty good.

My grandfather was in the last stage of dying literally for an entire year. Every day the nurses would call and say something like “the rattle got louder, probably a few hours left” or “he isn’t hungry or eating.”

My grandpa was a tough son of a bitch who was a field medic at Normandy on D-Day. Being a medic put him at…

Get with the times, it is Sugar that causes heart disease now, bruh.

Oh fuck off!

There is an entire blog dedicated to women over at Jezebel. If someone wants to write about how to embarrass boys it might be because they have a boy or want to use definitive pronouns instead of tiptoeing around all the possible genders.

Also, as a new parent, I would like to point out that almost ALL of…

Man, I saw a go fund me for some woman who overdrafted her account by $1300. Like, that was it. And people funded it.

“People normally exit airplanes like morons, but Delta managed to get Flight 431 to the gate, deplaned, boarded for the return flight, and off the ground in 51 minutes. Given the circumstances, not bad, eh?”

Has anybody considered the fact that the plan was mostly empty, so this is just like, 50 minutes to board and…

Try things like, “They are not the Browns” or, “At least they don’t live in Detroit.”

Floating roof is better than the old style that looks like an overfilled diaper.

How far removed are you? We will start with a few qualifiers:

How many people have you attempted to eat?

Was the strangest thing you had your dick in over the past year warm blooded or purchasable on adam & eve?

Is “fuck-it” a part of your weekday jargon?