Must’ve learned it watching Kieran Tripper from the bench last season. Mostly joking, but the tackle to win the ball and the final ball there were world-class. Too bad Walker still doesn’t have a left foot, and often slows the movement of the ball.

What kind of weird alternate universe did I wake up in this afternoon where there are pro hockey posts on deadspin?

can you not

Hopefully no one takes a stab at trying to remove it.

Do you still get 2 minutes for Hooking while playing in Vegas??

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.

A football team is NOT a Ranger battalion. Do NOT compare the two.

Dallas Cowboys hold team prayer that there won’t be domestic violence charges against any players this week.

Baltimore already beat them to that

Well at least some good comes out of it...

I hope a bag of balls was part of the deal for OKC, they are definitely going to need more of them down there.

By the looks of him in that video, wandering aimlessly and ineffectively in the middle of the pitch, he is indeed on his way to being the next Michael Bradley.

Those Arsenal shorts are kind of small on him, huh? Maybe getting that game-worn Jack Wilshere kit wasn’t worth it after all.

Can we talk about the absurdity of unfurling a field-sized flag for a fucking regular-season game? Christ, the NFL has the most toxic brand of patriotism.

#TomBradyThinks Hurricane Harvey is the result of too many processed sugars.

I’d like to extend my sympathy to the White Sox on their embarrassment:

If I like the Danzig song, will I like this movie as well?

Exactly, Arsenal aren’t exactly known for having a passionate fan base.

Zlatan thinks that Michael Bradley comparing himself to a lion is an insult to Zlatan.