Shocker.

I’m still not buying that he actually knew the correct place to put the apostrophe in “y’all”.

This post is a lot of words too.

The courage that it took to stand up and boo her is truly inspiring.

This is cute and all, but it’s undeniable that Dems got lazy after Obama was elected, they lost a shit ton of seats, and this is the result.

Baseball is such a cute game.

COYS

It’s Atlanta, bro. The fuck do you want?

Didn’t this story break like, 7 hours ago, bro?

Yellow cars are the worst. The only acceptable reasons a person should drive a yellow car are a) they’re sponsored by Pennzoil, or b) they live in Tampa.

Good luck, Juventus.

A “tie” is what us ‘Muricans would call a “home and home”.

Sanchez is arguably the only player at Arsenal who would start for Spurs. That should tell you everything.

Why do you care?

That’s a shame. COYS.

I miss Gary Thorne calling hockey games so much. That, and the awesome music ESPN played for NHL games.

This is the team that still plays a recording of FSU’s marching band at games.

Exactly. If I was sent to death row, I would do everything I could to have my execution date moved up!

I really thought the video was an SNL skit.

I would sign up right now for a 10-minute commercial break between quarters if that would get rid of all the other breaks during gameplay.