How about CTEball?

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

lol like any millenial can afford a house. It’s the NIMBY boomers that are causing shit like this

running a marathon actually does deserve a medal if you actually do it in an honest time (i.e. you didn’t stop or walk). 26.2 is a legit athletic achievement that most people can’t complete, and everyone who does complete it has trained hard for it.

Hikers deserve to slide up about 3 spots, due entirely to Instragram #nofilter

The random businessman who walks into the match with no socks on looks like the politest idiot on the field ever.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

The splice must flow.

This is crazy. How the fuck is ‘Sex’ winning? It’s OBVIOUSLY cocaine. Even Urban Dictionary knows that: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

*Checks to see if Skyforce Reloaded has added any new content in the last year*

... Sure. ...

Lol, seriously, who the fuck cares? My avatar looks nothing like me either. What about fat people? Why aren’t they clamoring for more character creation options? Oh that’s right, because normal people don’t give two shits what the digital representation of their character looks like in a FREE-TO-PLAY, MOBILE VIDEO…

Just played the latest 2K basketball game and made my Asian character... of course in the story mode I actually shared a womb with my black twin...

My wife and I live in a rural area. We both play Pokemon GO.

...you’re bang-on about the lack of Pokestops/etc around here—but when we want to see new critters, we drive in to the nearest city, go down to the square/university campus, and play there.

Half the point of the game is to get out and see new things (whilst…

“Joey Votto metaphorically hit a home run straight into my dick and my dick exploded.”

Do you mean to say that Joey Votto donged a dong, a dong that’s now gone?

You can still track them, I don’t see what the problem is. If the Pokemon is on your top three nearby it’s very close, if it’s the first on the left of the top three you’re on top of it. It’s a very simple way of tracking and apparently nobody can understand this kindergarten tracking device

I love you.

if you stop going on reddit you will be a happy person.

People blowing things out of proportion and throwing a complete shit fit over a free game with features that don’t require a purchase?