I'm down with an entire season of nothing but them playing a D&D campaign.

We are all the Taco Bell Bell.

She taught us a valuable lesson about the dangers of improper beer shotgunning technique.

My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles. What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem! Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I…

-It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?

We want Chilly Willy!

Or get themselves burnt at the stake!

Well, they did have to ban the Halloween celebration there for a while. Something to do with enchanted costumes, I think.

What's the refractory period on an eclipsgasm? Seriously, though, there is another total eclipse in April 2024 starting in Mexico, going through Austin, TX and up to Montreal. Oddly enough, the totality is going to hit Carbondale, IL again.

I know that if it wasn't for blocking, I'd be a lot more pissed off while using disqus.

Why is the discussion between Laura K Browning, Ernie, Ben Grimm, edked and Alex McLevy?

That's what she said!

What about Firefox. No way in hell I'm switching to Chrome.

It was supposed to be cloudy where I was at, but we missed them by an hour. About 90 minutes into the eclipse, the locust starting singing and the crickets started chirping. The koi came out, too. This cool wind kicked in and the street lamps turned on. The totality was fucking rad. The sun shrank down to this tiny…

The hammer is his penis?

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That's an awfully specific fetish.

With a cool, dry wit like that, I could be an action hero.

So, you are saying the whole eating the sausage bit was too much?

I was thinking more along the lines of this: https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9…