This. This is what I thought he meant when i read the title of the article 

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball

They’d be infringing upon Nihilist Arby’s schtick.

Wait? Tom Ley is married??!!

I love reading these things. But I’m curious, does this include all assets like a home? In other words am I to compare my net worth to these benchmarks or something else?

Brown-Eyed Girl and any song ever written or performed by Matchbox 20

4. Johnson

Warlock is a great beer

criminally under-starred.

Dude, you can’t. These guys hit it so far when they want to that it’s not even funny.

This is why, if I’m on a direct flight, I just basically wait until almost everyone is off the plane. That way I can get my shit together and move freely down the aisle.

holy shit

My neighbors can go eff themselves

So glad I don’t live there anymore.

Needs more stars

Drop Florida and snag Maine. Florida is a cesspool.

I love this so much

wow, i forgot how bad that was

MuscleTech is garbage.

MuscleTech is garbage.

CoTY