It’s almost as if going dry is a way to question one’s relationship with alcohol...

I find the whole “we can’t joke about what’s happening in the world with people getting offended!” line so disingenuous because there are countless comedians making a living joking about what happening in the world in a thoughtful way. What they really mean is “no one find ME and MY casual bigotry funny anymore, and…

You know - if the president doesn’t get fired for SAYING it, it does seem slightly unfair that anyone gets fired for listening to it.

This is a bad take and I want you to know that.

Well, wolverine did still go badass mode and killed a bunch of people, plus dropped numerous f bombs. Maybe if Luke had decapitated someone with his light saber and said go fuck yourself, Kylo, people wouldn’t be so upset.

I mean, it’s not the only film that had a protagonist from an already established work that become a jaded old man only to be given renewed hope by a female student and sacrifice himself for the next generation that came out in 2017.

1-800-273-TALK

How much money is she borrowing to be Educated but basically the same stupid at the end of the day?

I can smell the incel on you my little man

People who say “white knights” or “value/virtue signaling” are the real chuds with no dates.

He said it’s a bit of a witch hunt?!? GET HIM!!!

Well, my kids’ school has some explaining to do about last Easter!

“I have to say it’s a little disturbing that anyone besides Trump views Twitter as a reliable news source.”

“Not everyone is going to be an engineer, or a doctor, or a lawyer, and making people feel bad about working in fast food denies the dignity of work in general, and the effort to pay bills and put food on the table. Instead of mocking people working in those industries, I think we need to find a way to be thankful for…

Well, Rey did take the Jedi texts with her, but then there was an obvious “passing the torch” moment with Leia and Poe when she says “What are you all looking at me for? Follow him!” (or whatever the line was). Rose tells Finn that they should save the things they love, not destroy the things they hate, which is a way…

“You people”?

Science-based public policies, broadly applied through international action, can ameliorate major environmental threats.

Counterpoint: No.

There’s a fantastic little “nnnnnnnn” between the two words that just massages the back of your neck. “Leeeeeeeeeeroy nnnnnJeeeenkiiiiiinsss.”

For all my (minor, whiney) complaints about the movie, the arcs of the major characters wasn’t one of them. I actually liked Luke going into exile to become a bitter old man who had “given up” on the force and Jedi-hood or whatever.