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I’m having trouble coming to terms with how cool this is.

Yeah, “ I don’t know who said it, but that sounds like some shit I would do” is genuinely refreshing after weeks of “I have never been in a room with that woman, I have never met that woman, I don’t even live on the same planet as that woman and even if I had met her I remember our interactions very differently.”

It’s going to sound silly, but I got so happy when I realized this wasn’t ‘video content.’

“no one remembers a damn thing about it other than there were dinosaurs and people running from those dinosaurs, and that one of them was Bryce Dallas Howard in high heels. You may also recall some sort of scene where Chris Pratt leads a velociraptor motorcycle gang that you possibly hallucinated.”

Yes I fully endorse “an extremely petty breakdown of...” becoming a weekly feature.

Thank you, Sean. Please do more of these.

You mean go under for simple orthodontic surgery? And risk having negroes and un-wed mothers root through his pockets while he’s out? NO THANK YOU!

Once, I saw two people having an argument on Twitter.

“I was frustrated that we were only up by 20 points and that I could have have 10 catches for 169 yards instead of 9 for 147.”

Speaking from my gut (noooo not farting :-D), I felt like it was the wrong message to send. The message should be, always, let women be heard (=shut up), let women take initiative, if you’re in a position where you can, don’t put bros before women, etc. but certainly not advocate in our place. Let US advocate for

I really don’t understand why Buzzfeed’s Actual News department and their Hot Take Meme department can’t just separate to different labels. Who the hell wants actual investigative reporting on sexual harassment in Congress to be on the same website as Gifs of the 57 Best Streetlamps That Were Built in 1994?

“Hard truth”

Uber?

jiggling your gigi, screaming mimi, flouring your biscuit...

Yeah.

Cold open: The Dwarves are fighting for their lives. The drums are banging out a staccato rhythm. A giant troll grabs one of the Dwarves by his feet and lifts him up.

Personally I don’t get all the hate. I like that they delved a bit more into the backstory of a different experiment and I liked seeing all the punk stylings of the ‘80s again, even if it was a bit of a mishmash.