“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

YOU MUST CHOOSE

Jesus Christ are you really making me pick sides between Florio and JJ Watt?

You misspelled ecstatic

hey now. falafel baths can be very exfoliating and may impart a nice glow.

Short answer: yes.

Just because it’s a Milwaukee Cop talking doesn’t mean you have to bring up the 1975 Bucks.

I’ll bet you call 3 second violations while playing pick up games at the Y.

C’mon Fred Durst ruined the red ball cap long long long before Trump

and Dwayne Wade

The English language just doesn’t have the capacity to describe hockey sometimes, amiright? At least, that’s my thought when hearing Darren Pang do color...

You know what?

Agreed. I usually hear it spouted by people who had no head when they were 20, and never decided to get one.

Dang. I bet he never saw that coming.

You philistines. Fouls off AND no out-of-bounds is the only way to play NBA Live ‘95.

the thing about micro-aggressions is, the world now caters to the 10% of people who are offended. this poll proves nothing.

Steve Kerr should've stepped in bounds and stolen the ball from Westbrook and let the refs sort it out later

You know what I believe? I believe that Bill Simmons is sick. (Really, look at that close-up. That's not the face of a healthy man.)

Imagine if Bautista reached back and hit Beltre's head. He would have gone Tasmanian Devil on the Jays!

My favorite part is the crowd chanting “USA! USA! USA!”