The White Sox pitching during that playoff run was so damn lights out. Hitting is for chump baby bitches.

George Brett shit his pants when he saw this.

Do get some salt and/or cat litter or whatever stuff helps snow and ice melt more quickly, and use them, before the snow arrives. Spreading this stuff on your walk/driveway/parking spot is a lot easier and less time-consuming than shoveling. It’s a good investment!

Dismissing a redshirt senior from the team? Wow, that’s real action!