Wow! So the Fallout games are connected somehow?!

Hi, I’m just here to ask WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING IN THAT PICTURE? DON’T OPEN YOUR HARD DRIVE!

Hi, I’m just here to ask WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING IN THAT PICTURE? DON’T OPEN YOUR HARD DRIVE!

Either he never watched Enterprise or couldn’t see past Phlox’s prosthetics, which is funny considering the prosthetics-heavy show we’re discussing.

Notice how McConnell is nowhere to be found in all of this mess? He knows the Republicans are fucked over this, he is trying to ride the orange shitstorm by retreating to his shell.

$5 billion for water infrastructure upgrades and testing in schools seems like a much better way to spend that much money...but what do I know...I’m just a kid from Flint who was forced to learn all things water after the government poisoned us...

Rage monsters like to call us globalists.  Guilty as charged.  Call me a globalist. I care about everyone on the globe. It’s BECAUSE I’m a Jew.

I hate watching home shows where the couple wants a room close to their kid room. Trust me as a mom with teens that stay up later than we do: take the bedroom that's the most isolated in the house for yourself and get a baby monitor. You're welcome. My entire upstairs is our room and an office. There's zero reason for…

Like Alabama, for example. If these a way to disenfranchise poor people or people of color (the LOVE it if they can can do it to poor people of color), they know it, they’ve done it, and have found ways to improve upon it.

How do you think Trump plans to get re-elected? I think Wartime Presidents have always been re-elected.

Oh look, someone saw the Laffer curve in their high school econ class.

Easy. Just designate all the not ready planes as parts planes. The sooner you admit your project car isn't going to be finished, the sooner you can get rid of it on Craigslist and move on. No time wasters, I know what I've got.

whoever told you that had no idea what they are talking about. positive or negative, air is getting cycled in and out just as fast either way, the difference is in the amount of dust it brings in. its hard for people to wrap their mind around something they cant see, but just think of it like water, even though its a…

The general dislike for the HPV vaccine I’ve seen might be a big factor if any one refusal gets you on the list.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

I’m on the fence; my uncle just got a V90 CC and he says Pilot Assist is excellent if you use it properly—the way he describes it as “looking for what would confuse the system” which is inherently less fatiguing than ordinary long-distance driving. I’m all for reducing driver fatigue since that’s a HUGE factor in…

“Most human drivers (if they even saw this coming) would wildly swerve or floor it and potentially hit another car or a pedestrian, injuring that driver and probably still not avoid getting hit.”

Indeed. The key takeaway from my posting is “what you can reasonably do.”

The funny thing? You trying for sick burns on a child doesn’t change the fact that you’re a (verifiably) fencepost-dumb piece of shit.

I, for one, am very excited to see their faces they realize that Medicaid is welfare. Just like discovering that Obamacare is the dogwhistle name the GOP gave the ACA.  

Welp, good portion of his base is about to feel a really direct, inescapable sting.