I sort of want to hear an episode of “The Tech Booth with Dot” now.

Call me crazy, but the first thing I thought when I read this was that they need to start making toothpaste that doesn’t make you throw up if you eat too much of it.

Am I the only one who thinks that cantaloupe, a.k.a. muskmelon, a.k.a. mushmelon, is the worst part of a fruit bowl? It goes bad SO quickly, and honeydew has the saving grace of being to charcuterie what celery is to chicken wings.

If we ever see Princess Carolyn’s siblings, I do hope that one of them is a witty gay essayist.

Leonard Cohen would have been a much better choice than Bob Dylan, if only because Cohen actually is an award-winning poet and novelist.