Border facilities are not SCIFs, you dumbshit.

Places that require security clearance to enter where officials receive classified national security information and concentration camps run by officials embarrassed by their own conduct are totally the same thing. Good call!

I came into this intrigued by what Lo Duca had to say, and I’m no fan of Country Joe, but they did their homework before suing him, and it sure sounds like he’s full of shit. That begs the question of why he made up something that could be easily verified? Attention? Stupid, if so. And now it’s gonna cost him.

how can you read this article and come away with that take.

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.

Originally called the Plexico Burress before it was 2101213A.

And a change of clothes, change of footwear, and a garbage bag. Especially with kids. Strip em down on the threshold of the car (only clean limbs are allowed in, Pack the muddy stuff up in a garbage bag. 

Well, the lobby entertainment seems a step up from free pizza on Thursdays anyway.

Defensive Holding!

FIrst off, flipping nice one Mr O’neal, respect.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

This is a huge blow for both of these teams. A lot of the spare parts on these haulers aren’t just for the next race at Kansas, but for the cars the need to prep for Texas and ISM. They build cars weeks in advance and they might not have an extra,say, steering knuckle or 2000lb spring at the garage, because they had…

Seriously. Rethink the fucking lede of this story. Dude’s “gift” was not dying from making such a shitty, irresponsible fucking decision.

Shitty gift or deserved gift?

“Shedd claimed that a male student felt targeted by the notes and no longer left safe attending class.” asshole is in denial about the rapist who literally outed himself. police need to get the name from the principal and find out what he’s been up to.

about a third of the birds were dead when rescuers reached them; an additional hundred were “severely injured with broken wings, legs or other fractures”; and the lucky remaining third were merely stunned and should be released soon

NASCAR fans immediately revolt at notion their museum supports renewable energy.

Killing Splinter is obviously the greater sin, but why did the VC dipshits ruin the “you may also like” on the main page that used to link to like other sites’ stuff? Now it just shows the same nonsense video articles over and over and over.

Ear plugs have been a game changer for me. I resisted trying them for so long because I was worried I wouldn’t hear the alarm, etc. My experience has been great. I still get woken up by my phone alarm, but they reduce the severity of random sounds so much that I can either sleep through them or not be completely woken…

False news