You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

Damnit. I want this. To me this thing is cooler then any 6+ figure car I’ve ever seen (in person or in print). I never felt bad that I couldn’t afford the latest Ferrari quatrofolienflameblowupanello or whatever but the want for this thing right here is emanating from deep within my loins.

Seb has a history of ignoring team orders. Nobody clicking on this article should be surprised by his behavior in Russia or the fact that this apology is insincere. #Multi21

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We’re mainly against it where there are pedestrians and a lot of innocent bystanders. Shoot, every time I drive through Kansas I hit over 100 mph to make it suck less.

“If he fought a guy bigger than him, he would lose.”

He’ll be out of office before it bites him and that’s all he cares about. The GOP will blame Obama because....reasons, and that will be that. It’s also setting up our next war, which the military industrial complex loves. It’s a win-win for the GOP and warmongers, and isn’t that what matters?

I don’t think 45 thinks this will be a political victory.   Brown people are killing brown people.   That’s what gives him a happy.   Ally or enemy, he gives no shit.  They ain’t his color of Orange. 

This is the double-edged sword of involving ourselves in foreign conflicts. It is—on several levels—beneficial to our interests to intercede on behalf of our allies (though whether that intercession should be military or not is generally best handled on a case-by-case basis—and the answer is also generally “no”).

The…

LOL, not everyone is David. That’s what makes this a great place to be. Collins wrote an 1100-word manifesto on steering wheel covers for his Montero. Is it hard to install? No, but it matters. 

Good to see the guys from Nickelback didn’t stand around waiting for a hero to save us.

This happened to me a few times, then she reminded me of our wedding anniversary.

Lincoln LS

This is also something people do to cope with panic/anxiety attacks (usually by themselves, but it’s good to be able to walk a child through it).

You are the fucking worst. Are Catholics considered snowflakes during Lent? Are Jews considered snowflakes went they sit Shiva?

Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

Generally agreed, and it would be nice if people in the media actually used word like lie and liar about Trump. But I think gaslighting works well here because it’s a more specific, more elaborate thing. When my wife asks me if I actually ate sixteen oreos for breakfast and I deny it, that’s a lie. But if I were to…

So good.  Especially impressed with him flipping through the wheel/color options on the R34.  Now just needs Riders on the Storm on in the background.

Co-sign 100%. Also, what’s the reasoning for removing the top article previews when you hover over sister site headers at the top of the page? That used to drive me to other articles of interest across the entire G/O Media family & now I rarely find myself on any site other than Deadspin & Lifehacker. If they’re all…

I thought I had witnessed a Guinness’s World’s Fastest Woman at a London Club once, but that’s a different record.