I got a name for it! Its called the "Don't click on articles with headlines that refer to subjects that you'd rather ignore yet still feel compelled to complain about the fact that other people find them important" app. Whaddya think? Too many of those words?

The Sixers immediately signed three of them off of waivers.

"Re-raise!"

In Chicago's defense, Jay Cutler has been handling the punting duties with his arm this season.

This is 2 years old - http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…

is this lady a fucking moron

Mark Emmert: "You pay them 10%?! What a ripoff!!"

What does it say about a "bad" 6-3 Browns team taking a 5-3-1 Bengals team to the woodshed? On the road? On national television?

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

The Cavaliers are off to sluggish start

I once had someone tell me that if we stop singing God Bless America at ballgames it means we've forgotten 9/11. And he was dead serious.

Rec for the comment and the username.

Don't think too hard about it, it's a shitty joke.

By request.

Stages of Marshawn Lynch

We'll take him.

This is just about the greatest tweet I've ever read:

I was never meant to live in this era anyway.

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.