Thanks for reminding me I have that Zelda watch, somewhere.

They didn't have cell phones back then, so when the say "no friends and no phone" they mean to say Shredder didn't put a rad touch-tone phone in April's cell.

This is the laughing face I thought of when I saw this (from Venom):

It's a Smallworld after all. Fun game.

Is this the happy Reading Rainbow "da daa dat" or the foreboding "dun dun dunnnnn"?

We have a guy in our contest who didn't save it or started filling it out too late, because all his winners are "none."

After March Madness, I like to backtrack and see which team is the "ultimate loser," the one who got beat by the team who got beat by the team who got beat by the team...who got beat by the champion.…

I have a McDonald's card for a free meal that I got when my order was slow. This was in the late 1980s and there's a really dated picture of a McDonald's on it (back when they were brown brick). No expiration date was written on it.

Joke's on you Nedry, I used Firebug to remove your dumb animation and access your Mac HD, then I found your zebra girl porn (blech). I'm a hackerz.

Interesting instrument. Looks like it came out of Dune, maybe a Harkonnen harmonica.

I hope so, but it would have been more realistic if he started typing a letter to his lawyer.

I'm not a big fan of Jolly Johnny Romita Jr's work, I prefer Marvelous Mark Bagley or Excellent Erik Larsen. Excelsior!

Red-blooded Murricans drink Budweiser* anyway.

The glitch occurs about halfway through the game, during the fight between Kefka and General Leo in Thamasa. Kefka is supposed to kill Leo, but instead he just kills the game.

Like Like.

I got mine :)

Everyone died because of six women.

IT'S THIS GUY, OH YEAH.

I think it's King of the Hill, believe it or not. What made early Simpsons so great is the characters had real problems you could relate to, and it was funny throughout. King of the Hill had that year after year. Then goddamn football delays destroyed the show's later seasons.

Will Harlan Ellison sue Chris Nolan and Aaron Eckhart for copyright infringement?

The GOONIES should have ended this way. One-Eyed Willie gets raptured!