Super Nintendo Chalmers is my favorite obscure 90s Simpsons character.

Yep, I just happened to be listening to it at work last week. Awesome music. You should check out the remakes of these songs that were on Metal Gear Solid VR Missions.

That’s what I thought too. Before I saw Last Jedi I wrote down my fan theory so my wife could compare it to what she knew would happen. I was pretty much all wrong but I think it would have been a better story. I wanted Rey to be a Palpatine and turn to the Dark Side, and Ben Solo go back to Light and Luke to be the…

My copies (premium & art conoisseur) should arrive Friday, I’m looking forward to it. 1st game I backed on Kickstarter.

That’s some Exorcist-level weirdness going on there....

The bottom says “Made America Hate Again,” and it has a cross on it. So it’s fake.

I come from the Ottumwa (IA) area and lived there for awhile. Chelgren represents their county and does these moronic things regularly. Unfortunately, I expect Ottumwa to elect him again and again.

USS Flagg.

Quick survey: how many people still call this Final Fantasy III? I grew up on the SNES and it will always be III to me. (Same with FFII/IV).

I have a never-opened copy of Dragon Warrior, back when Nintendo had too many on their hands and gave them away with a subscription to Nintendo Power. I wonder how many of those are out there?

I also have a bunch of used NES and SNES games including some that I hear are desirable—Mario RPG, Mega Man X3... I kept the…

A surveillance camera?

** Vegeta checks her record **

I need to move to China so I can make my “Star War” movie....

Super Mario HD HD!

My son is six and has gotten into a variety of things by watching videos on the iPad (Angry Birds, Mario) but the Minecraft kick might be the strongest yet. He won’t hear me talking to him when one of those is on. We do limit his time but he doesn’t like it, but that’s OK and I have no problem taking the iPad away…

Sexbot unpacking video please.

I dealt with some reverse sexism at a newspaper I was interviewing for. It seems a lot of graphic designers at papers and publishers are women, and I was interviewing for a designer job with their magazines. They asked if I could “design like a woman,” and I was surprised but said I could. I got the job but on my 1st…

Back when I was playing COD:MW2 there was a pretty close team deathmatch game I was in, and it was coming down to the wire. I turned the corner and an enemy was prone and facing the other way. I pulled my Semtex grenade and had it pointed at him but decided to toss it right at his butt and that won the match. It was…

You mean in a couch gag next Sunday.

That is so randomly awesome.