It's time to take the Metal Gear name off this...whatever it is.

I think Loromin Sar is one of the Green Lanterns. From the planet Yumblatts.

I was playing on my Mac, not sure PC is any different for controls.

I tried this awhile back and found it to be pretty boring. Controls just seemed awful.

I could beat the game pretty easily but could never beat all the end bosses at once. I could beat them one at a time. It was a pain to have to go through the last levels two more times, but I had the patterns down.

I watched it with the sound off

She needs some more Kenyan Mangrove Crab. Maybe she lost the crab battle.

I didn't know Zelda could do a Hadouken

You know there'll be a lot of "do the Mario!" at the reception. "Swing-your-arms-from-side-to-side, c'mon it's time-to-go—DO THE MARIO!"

SMB3 was hard to find when it first came out, and I grew up in a rural area so all we could do was get lucky at Wal-Mart. I was young at the time and had gotten into a swearing phase, but cleaned up my act for awhile. Mom wanted to reward that so one morning I came down and SMB3 was on the kitchen table in all its…

I scrubbed to 0:40 and thought it was a MGS1 remake (super excited!) then realized it wasn't (oh well). I can only wish. :)

Man, there's no way I'm reading the Photoshop contests on Kotaku anymore. They're fun and all but I physically can't see them with the new design.

The funny thing is I only vaguely knew what Crysis was until I saw this. I might be buying the game because of this piracy.

When is it coming to West Des Moines?

Jumping makes it too easy!! I think they should have left out the jumping and also taken out the shooting part. Then it would be fun. ;/

NAO NAO!!

@Frosted Mini-Wheats: I agree, the "winners" are a big let-down for me.

@NinjaMarion: Yes, he looks quite like the proletariat.

@Orionsaint: Wow, I never knew this existed—and I played Tetris on GB quite a bit. Maybe it's because I didn't play Type B very often. Type A must be never-ending.

No one can do Zangief's ultra. Except the computer.