@BuriedTalents: Thanks for the reset tip, but unfortunately I've tried it already. This old TV actually has the same component connections I used on the previous set, and I can see a picture is getting through but it's vibrating and there's lines all over it. I also tried the composite cord but that isn't showing up…

Abortion-O's made me cringe, I have a year-old baby and couldn't vote for that one.

I suppose intergalactic bounty hunting is harder now that Jabba got strangled by a slave girl in 1983.

Is Walter still in Ottumwa?

@Faiye Munro: Which one? I am Pekin Packwood '95.

My wife made me move the PS3 down to the basement, which in itself isn't bad, but the TV down there is an old one and it doesn't seem to work with the PS3 at all.

Poor guy has to work on the weekends. :(

Beautiful. I find it ironic that the music is from Storm Eagle of the not-8-bit-era Mega Man X. :)

The perfect Pokémon song has already been made:

Sorry losers, I got my perfect game in 16 minutes after the game was released.

My first PS2 experience was MGS2 on a rented unit. I played the heck out of it for a few days in order to finish the game, then took it back and never bought a PS2 for myself. My brothers did buy one of their own and I played it when I had the chance, then bought a PS3 when that came out.

"I think we will hoard Mario and rape him for all he's got", Nintendo of America's Cammie Dunaway, executive vice president of sales and marketing, told VentureBeat. "It's the biggest damn cash cow we got. Mario and Zelda pay for my beach house and you'll get the finger from Clearwater before you get Mario on…

Remember the Counselor's Corner in early Nintendo Power issues? I remember one NES game pro there who said he could beat Ninja Gaiden (NES) blindfolded.

I bought the SFIV collector's edition for something like $80, so for me to buy this will end up being $120 altogether on SFIV.

Nice Doc Martens, TK421.

@bobtheduck in Korea: Don't you know the military gets the latest technology years before the civilians?

@ShaggE: Restarreded: I'm surprised you tatsu maki senpu kyaku the whole thing.

This is why space travel and life in space for regular people is probably 10000 years away.

Release this game already!

Hear hear, an Atari for every uterus!