You know how all the old comments were to be ported over along with their articles?

"Is this death?"

Fair enough, but you could argue they are still well outside the Hollywood mainstream after their behaviour was publicised. Unlike, say, Bryan Singer. Don't know why that name springs to mind.

If only.

Polanski raping a child is a matter of record, not gossip. Try reading the news. None of those three get funding from the Hollywood majors anymore, and bulldog bullshit like comparing adultery to rape just makes me long to fall into the toxic embrace of Kinja.

Not a great comparison, if I follow the logic. Polanski is a rapist, Allen an ephebophile, Gibson an unrepentant racist and abuser of women… and Whedon allegedly cheated on his wife, according to the testimony of said wife and nothing else, it appears. At worst, he is a flawed man who failed to adhere to the high…

This is the fastest crucifixion since that guy shot Julius Caesar.

Unfortunately, the impression the UK is getting regarding the Democrats is that they're still in the "How could Ed Miliband possibly have lost?" phase, which the Labour Party over here snapped out of in three months to choose a new leader that gained widespread support. The DNC is still, it seems, unable to accept…

It's not a BBC series. It's made and broadcast by ITV, the BBC's commercial rival, but the US rights were picked up by BBCA, which is part of the BBC's separate for-profit arm. Chris Chibnall, the showrunner and sole writer, is moving to the BBC to take over Doctor Who.

Get in the fucking sea.

I'm all in favour of diversity as well, but I'd like decent scripts and actors too.

How strange. The overwhelming consensus in the UK has been that it's awful, with atrocious writing and terrible acting. Most of my fan friends bailed after the first couple of episodes. It's absolutely terrible.

What's a "duck-blur"?

And now I want to hear Anderson and Duchovny as Jeeves and Wooster.

Disney had the five biggest films worldwide last year. They can take it.

Projections suggest it will be the lowest-grossing in the series. It can't be worse than At World's End, at any rate.

I've never seen a film that revelled so much in violence against innocent people. It was repulsive. The subtext about allowing an unelected elite to control the world was deeply sinister. That film is an atrocity whose popularity comes from the idiotic "turn off your brain" attitude to action films. It trivializes…

Kingsman was a waking nightmare. I've felt less sick after watching death camp footage.

Who goes too an awards event, where clapping is expected, wearing jewellery that prevents you from clapping?

I hope Morgan contracts a terrible shitting disease.