So this is riddiculous and probably no one will see it but i’m having a bit of a melt down and I don’t currently know how to keep going and it’s the middle of the night and if i turn off the stupid video i have playing and have to hear silence I don’t know what i’m going to do. Can you screw up your life beyond recall…
Jeroboam
jeremynew
Only if we can also kill the phrase "borderline genius."
I will stand in a dark alley with you and fight off any one who tries to defend this usage by saying “language evolves”.
Coke Zero forever. It’s the only diet beverage I can drink, in all the others the taste of artificial sweetener is too strong. What I don’t is why Coke Zero and Diet Coke taste so different even though they have exactly the same ingredients. It’s a mystery.
Thats not healthy. You need to drink wine sometimes. Brings you down from the caffeine buzz. Don’t you even care about your well being?
My dad has a huge thing about people calling Washington “Washington State” and asks them, “You mean the university, right? Because there’s no ‘state’ in the name of a state.” It’s kind of hilarious how insistent he is that people not call it that. (He refers to D.C. as D.C., never by its nickname, to avoid confusion.)
I grew up in Washington. The “State” qualifier was pretty much mandatory.
I wonder if that’s why we pronounce it The “Dals” (rhymes with pals) in order to further differentiate it.
That’ll teach you to talk vaginas on i09.
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I’m with you on this!
I dunnoooooo guys, this is not really worth it. I’m not even a comedian and I would have had a difficult time not saying something similar after a professional interviewer said the phrase “inside an 11 year old girl.” If anything he should be dinged for saying something so dumb. I didn’t see it as a joke so much as…
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That’s weird. Because I always thought the Beastie Boys were known to let suits
Same way a parent has to eventually tell their daughter that they’re not actually a princess or that their son can’t wear a cape to school.
Shit happens when you forget to call.
Reposting, because fuck this noise: