HELLO, if he’s a Nice Guy he won’t do it. Duh. That’s why you should appreciate a Nice Guy, you superficial slut. They can use their fedoras as chinese stars if anyone threatens your safety.

Ahhhh! Come back and I’ll set you up with a Pagliacci Pizza!

Please provide the statute that gives a 13 year old legal protection from her parents cutting her hair.

Thousand Islands dressing at my house growing up recipe: mayo, squirt of ketchup, pickle relish. Voila!

Because everyone knows what ojo means. People, I swear trying to find racism in everything these days.

She recoiled and said “a witch”

Oh, see you misused a cultural term that refers back to your understanding of witchery, i.e. the evil eye, and put it in an article that you wrote about a non-Hispanic woman.

Jesus.

I don’t want to hijack the thread, because these stories are amazing (and almost uniformly sad). I have a request, though — I’m the father of a 9-year-old daughter, and I’m genuinely curious if there’s anything I can do to help prepare her for what’s coming.

Thank you. Of all the shows from the 1980’s to bring back, this is not one of them. Team Family Ties.

I totally didn't read it as he was Japanese so of course who was racist. I read it as he was a dude who nickel and dimed servers and hired cute minors... Sometimes I wonder if people read through things looking to get enraged. I think we should have a corollary of Godwin's Law about calling people racists. What, you…

The art of tipping is, for most people, really freaking annoying. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is this the only reason I had to learn how to calculate percentages in 5th grade?

I've never understood this joke. Like, is that a real thing? I've slept with a guy or two (or multiples of those numbers) and never has a guy been unable to "find" the clitoris.

Snopes used to be all it took. Then someone, be it Tealiban or maybe. Fox and Friends host or maybe some weird "not sure if even related to us" assshole at family gatherings, uttered the whole "um Snopes is run by libtard obummer loving socialists who is biased blah blah blaaaaaah" shit

Now I can see how posting a statement like my original on a blog that women make up a large portion of its demographic may give off the image that was targeting women with my cynicism in a patronizing way. When I used generalization in that statement I was actually making a reference to individuals regardless of…

The upside is that, if anyone has ever deserved a shitty tip, it's you!

Okay, let's just start off by saying that my name is Abbie and I'm the Ramona in the picture.