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What about Jonny Snowpants? What about Gendry the Great? What about Tyrion the…Guy?

HOW DARE YOU.

I think you misunderstood. They aren't referring to the season…

*tact

"Soz about that, Stanny. Sayyyyy…look who's fires aren't running so low anymore. Wanna get up in these guts and bring mommy a smoke baby? We could name it Shereen…."

*shakes fist into the air* MAAAVEEERRRRRIIIIIIIICK!

Sausage party?

Well have you seen their wardrobe?!

So THAT'S what he was doing this whole season!

Billy Joel would openly contest this.

Was I the only one annoyed that Jorah "The Lloyd" Dobler kept looking at Dany through the fight(s) and he NEVER once got attacked because of it? On top of that, when knocked down at multiple points, nobody just fucking stabs him in the face.

"Beggars with the badass ability to say a single word quickly can't be choosers" - Corinthians 2 : 3 (ish)

Let's not Google it together.

**Gives you a new pet dragon***

Not trying to be a dick here, but have you ever been employed for a minimum of 15 minutes in retail? Refer to Darrius's comment below for a great first line.

Say THAT five times fast, patron.

You take your tautology and get the fuck out of my Killing Hole.

Except by the seashore.

Besides #4, I gotta heartily agree with all your discontents

Holy shit: I didn't even see Drogon as her luck dragon until now. I was wondering why he was creepily winking at her.