Fuck. What a pitch. Maybe it's a good thing they are following Stenson. Streaming fine now.

And also, who decided that Gary Woodland, Henrik Stenson and Alvaro Quiros should comprise "Featured Group 1"?

I think the pink rimmed glasses and shirt are putting an extra, oh... 80 pounds on Mr. Vilanch

I am also. Every year I tell myself that next year I will just say, "Fuck it", and watch what's televised. Then that thursday in April arrives and I am like a jilted lover returning to his lost love.

I second Dubai. Just. Wow.

Fuck the Maloofs. Especially Gavin for wearing that Volcom flat brim.

Ha! I was thinking the same thing. That had to be an offensive foul, right?

My dad picked up the ShamWow right out of the gates and it kicked ass. But I waited until they hit the shelves to buy my own.

At least Hawking can drive his own cart.

Usual stuff. Chews everything in sight. Shits on my room. Barks all day even if I am home. All I visualize is this doggy nonsense doubled. This dog is seven and the roommate wants a puppy. How will this dynamic affect everything?

Another Dog DUAN

I just want to see the monstrosity in centerfield do it's thing for the first time. It's a good day for a seizure.

Heh.

She will do great on a certain U-12 youth team in Hong Kong.

Big shout out to my brosef Johnny Drinky for settin' up the fantasy baseball league. Absolutely crushed it, in every sense of the word. Bent that league over a mid-90's sports car and gave it the business.

They sure are. The older, the better. This song always reminds of how it used to be.

You are being out rebounded by over two to one and Robinson is that lazy/confident with a one handed rebound? This is a National Championship Game people!

Is being down by 14 considered "hanging around"?

The refs sure are letting them play tonight. I have been yelling for fouls at my television for nearly an hour now.

The more I watch Kentucky, the more I think that maybe, just maybe, they could beat the Wizards. But then I put the pipe down and reality comes rushing back to me.