Listening to her explain what an Oyster card is to Jeremy Clarkson was delightful.

He looks like he's having one of those "my-girlfriend-is-driving-me-nuts" days.

Smell like you just worked a shift flipping burgers and only made 50$ in minimum wage... okie dokie.

“APRIRU FOORU!!!”

You’re 100% right. This is exactly what I did when my girlfriend left me.

Bloody ‘ell, it’s MEEEEE!!!

Well, let's see 'em then. Are they lopsided? That why she's angry?

Ha! People in the past sure were stupid!

Could use more Tim & Eric.

I’m sorry, but that’s clearly smoke.

I wanna play a game set in a gloomy world like this, but, I couldn’t get far in Dark Souls I. Guess I’m shit outta luck.

Maybe the reason Tiger doesn't win anymore is because he's insanely rich and realized the game he's been playing is stupid.

Sugar doesn't make kids hyperactive. Parents just project that onto their shitty kids.

Ain't you just can't say that correlation does not imply causation.

Jabanger?

February 2nd, 1993.

Smooth, Extra Smooth, Crunchy and Extreme Crunchy.

“...but why would you want to?”

mao.