Incorrect. Anything that is always on is a battery drain. Not everything that is always on is a big battery drain.

Lets think logically about the points you raised:

Oh come on, Gizmodo has no copy editing budget. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

You missed the joke. About 20 years back the the Northeast  had a pitcher originally from the DR who stood a foot taller than the “big kids” and looked like he was about 2 years older too. But he had a totally legit, probably not faked, ok it was probably fake, birth certificate that showed him as being the proper age…

To be fair, Jim Joyce did fess up to blowing the biggest call of his career minutes after making it. When he called the runner at first safe as what would have been the final out of a perfect game.

Hey hey hey! Harley’s are the most efficient machine when it comes to converting gasoline into sound waves!

AMC will still know what movies are being seen at their theaters, and by who. MoviePass sends you a debit card that has no money attached to it. When you want to go see a movie you first go to the theater then use their app to tell MoviePass what movie you want to see, MoviePass will then load up your card with enough…

I came in at 12.5 Tons. Unfortunately I have an electric car with a combined MPGe of 118. So I couldn’t get super accurate there.

Once a play is under review, all aspects of it can be reviewed by the umpires manning the video room in New York. So, the slide was deemed legal following review.

Maybe just a little bit. Like, just a teeny tiny bit. Like, ever since November 9th they kind of stuck their nose into politics just to get a whiff.

The game wouldn’t have been over because the ball was dropped. (Also, a Foul Ball is a Foul Tip.)

Beginning of the game? It was the 3rd period.

They aren’t even sure if the car is white or cream colored, and you want a tag number?

ICE is law enforcement, so they are just taking liberties with what information they disclose. Just like if the County Sheriff identifies themselves as “Police” when they are banging on your door. They could be more specific and say “Sheriff’s Department” but they didn’t. So no, they are impersonating an officer,…

Education? We don’t need any education, we are smart, probably the smartest people on Earth. Believe me, the Chinese come up to me and they are like, you are so smart, your people. Its really terrific. Really really terrific.

What’s your commute look like?

She is, by extension, a representative of the team. So the onus on her is to act accordingly, and the press also has a responsibility to call out her bullshit.

What about face planting? Has research been done on that yet?

That’s no moon.

Set its clocks 5 hours back, that way when its really 8am, it’ll think its 3am.