Your only argument there is price? Might as well throw in a Yukon to be cross-shopped too.

When I saw “340 hp”, my first thought was that a 340 hp version certainly won’t be the base version and that there must be a 4 cylinder coming with a more modest hp number.

The 2003 Z4 3.0 liter had 225 horsepower.

/ pointing and laughing from California

Um no.

Not how it works. A newspaper costs the same as a can of soda but you don’t go onto a bodega for a Coke and come out with the New York Post cause it just looked better on the day.

/ looking down on Indiana from atop my high horse

This is Indiana we’re talking about. Lamey got it from Daly, Daly got it from someone else, that guy got it from his son, his son got it from his 7 year old neighbor; you can keep going down the chain until the entire state of Indiana has lost their jobs or has been expelled from school.  

Wat? 340 is quite a bit in a super-lite car.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you...

“You’re competing with Corvette’s...so act like it.”

“I vanted more vents on how many doors? One door! Two doors! AH AH AAAAAHHHHH!!!

About Aventadhours

I’m not sure why I found this joke so amusing but I did. I think you needed to know that. 

Avented-more.

The vent-to-door ratio on this car is extreme. It should be called the Multiventador.

My wife has a black Explorer, and I've contemplated parking it on the side of the road to see how many cars slow down

Life pro tip: Police package Explorers do not have roof rails. If you see the rails for a roof rack, it’s a retail-spec car. The only caveat is that there are a few asshole police districts out there who use the retail-spec, not the police package. But for 99% of the time, Roof Rails = Not a cop

The taurus isn’t selling particularly well to the public. The chances are good that when you see one, it is either a rental or a cop car. In either case, getting out of the way is advised.