With this comment, You have elevated grabbing the low-hanging fruit to an art form.

Is that how all those people get here?

You get a star.

Occasionally, law enforcement semen on the road and know they’re up to no good.

i am, however, surprised they sent cops instead of an ambulance - this guy was clearly having a stroke.

That’s a good way to put it

I’m pretty sure sexual activity behind the wheel, alone or with a partner, is at least severely frowned upon, if not illegal, in most states already.

ah hell i hope not.....

...Esquilin was placed under arrest and handcuffed (behind his back, for the safety of everyone involved) and placed into the back seat of a police cruiser. Expecting a short ride to the police station, he was notably confused when the ride took approximately 17 hours. The officer then took him out of the cruiser and…

they need to get this jerk off the road.

Great. Now NHTSA or DOT is going to regulate this activity.

Florida is sort of shy on tunnels.