I have come to see most police officers as harmful at worst and apathetic at best. 

The NeoGeo mini says “$25" next to the image you have here rather than the actual $55 price tag. Threw me off for a minute. 

The NeoGeo mini says “$25" next to the image you have here rather than the actual $55 price tag. Threw me off for a…

You are doing God’s work, Jason. Keep it up. I love reading stuff like this. 

I want to see this on the road, David. Show us how amazing it can be. I believe in you!

I know it’s cliche, shit like this makes better understand the whole “Every day we stray further from God’s light” saying.

I wish I could go back and time and slap my 18-year-old self upside the head for taking out huge loans to attend a private liberal arts school. I could have attended our local community college (where I now teach) and saved tons of money right out the door.

I mostly read stuff on The Root to enjoy the great nicknames you all have for these dimwits. 

People are stupid. If they don’t like a game, they don’t have to play it. Getting wound up and angry about a mobile game is so. very. stupid.

I guess I just don’t understand why we keep making people like this famous. The whole thing feels like a school playground shouting match that’s being televised on Pay-Per-View to adolescents around the world. Why are we doing this to ourselves?

Yeah. The code isn’t working for me.

Yeah. The code isn’t working for me.

So even though I don’t often purchase anything from kinja Deals, I OBSESSIVELY check them every day. Does anyone else do this? Erica, is there something wrong with me?

So even though I don’t often purchase anything from kinja Deals, I OBSESSIVELY check them every day. Does anyone…

FREE STUFF! ;)

FREE STUFF! ;)

I am getting a promotional code expired on the battery pack. Anyone else getting this?

I am getting a promotional code expired on the battery pack. Anyone else getting this?

The code does not seem to work for the bluetooth speaker in any color but gray. Boo hiss!

The code does not seem to work for the bluetooth speaker in any color but gray. Boo hiss!

I threw this on my iPad 4 (wifi) and it works like a charm! I just restored via the iCloud and was good to go (I've got a Windows machine).

I LOVE Triple Town. Easily the most-played game on my iPhone. You did good, sir.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

Hey, he was probably sweating so much from the spicy hot-wings and didn't want you to think of him as being a nasty, sweaty guy...hence he cleaned his forehead of sweat so you didn't have to look at it.

Well all of you can suck it with your "hooray! I've got my new iPhone 5!" gloating. I pre-ordered mine on early Sunday morning and my iPhone 5 is still in "processing" purgatory. (sigh) Okay. I'm done. Got that out of my system.

So...you are saying there will be Timguck2 reviews sometime in the future? Amirite?