This new content is pretty much not possible for a solo person unless you have mad skills and spend several hours preparing.

I play mostly on a gally with a group of about 10 regular players, most of which met on the Discord. A few were met on the high seas.

Assuage your guilt regarding whatever terrible thing you did to your ex***

I got the joke!

This Chris Kluwe. He’s written for Deadspin before.

You gave him way more words than he deserved, but still crushed him.

Lmbo.

Please tell me that’s satire.

I think I’ve been following the same path as you, and I find myself approaching the same result.

He doesn’t rap, tho.

He’s pretty funny and nerdy. In interviews he almost comes off as shy.

Hm. Well, I’m going to suggest that you read what I said again, because I’m not going to attempt to reason with someone who can’t understand a basic metaphor, sorry.

I’m not going to assuage you for whatever extra-relationship thing you did, sorry bruh.

I’m 27 and plan on giving a couple of these a try, gracias.

Pretty sure teens still talk to each other. Probably more than they did before the advent of the internet.

I didn’t say or infer it was murder, my final sentence was designed to make and obviously extreme point so even the thickest of skulls could see it. Nor did anyone connect it to the birthright nonsense, thats a ridiculous stance. If anything, by straying outside and pulling the wool over her eyes he is treating her…

Riiiiiight.

....And your point is?

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen him suggest the same thing before, as in “you’re only going to cause her to feel pain and sadness if you tell her, so keep this on your conscious” which is just ridiculous. She deserves to make an informed decision about the future of your relationship, as quickly as possible.

Exactly. I sometimes agree with this dude but what the fuck is this shit? Don’t tell her?