A-****ing-men.

By UF-35 are you suggesting we staple on some U-2S wings to take care of that pesky high wing loading that Pierre says ruins everything?

Well, because particle colliders and electromagnetic telescopes aren’t very useful for fending off potential or actual military adversaries. Plus, once we lose the war and we’re all beheaded on Youtube, we’ll be too busy being dead to accelerate particles. It is worthwhile to maintain a competent defense, even if the…