Rule #0 that supersedes all rules: DON’T.

Still being in my 30's, I use this one simple rule for planning my future social security benefits: Don’t count on social security benefits. I have no faith that it can survive the baby boomers, so I’m just assuming all the money I’m throwing into the system will either see a negative return or just be gone completely…

I didn’t know Feldman was so well spoken. I used to love “the Coreys” when I was younger. It must be so strange to have a child and realize how wrong some of the shit that was happening to you really was.

The stupidity and crowd overreaction was what sold it.

Buy it, take camo wrap off, put jurassic Park wrap on, done

The video confused my eyeballs and gave me an ocular migraine.

I got a headache when watching it. Had to switch channels. song is fine, the video is awful.

If she decided “fuck it” and starting singing “My Country, ‘Tis Of Thee,” could we grant her political asylum?

My thought process was, “Psh whatever do those seats even recli-OMG THERE’S A BED.”

Sorry kids, you have to be an attractive woman with painful fillers in her upper lip with a husband 20 years her senior to get this flight.

You will see a beautiful forest landscape....

Now only is the essay callous and superficial, it’s written on a “Freshman Comp B-” level. Some of that is Amanda Lauren’s bad writing, but the piece is also badly edited. Fifteen minutes with my pencil, and I could have made it 50% better - but polishing the awkward prose wouldn’t have made up for the writer’s…

I’m not big on tossing around the word “sociopath” because it gets used far too often, but I do think it applies here. Her whole logic behind why her “friend” was better off dead was that the woman had a messy apartment & didn’t want to go out & party & meet men.

I find ear plugs are noisier than no ear plugs. All the noises in my ear and jaw (including my pulse) get amplified by those things

i don’t mind doing things alone and I don’t let being alone stop me from doing things most of the time. I just wish my situation was different an no matter how hard I’ve tried, I’m still very alone. It would be nice to have someone to share experiences with.

I appreciate that the driver of the white car put his right turn signal on before chasing after the truck. Gotta respect the rules of the road.

I’m past the “perpetually going single to weddings” phase and onto the “perpetually single while friends are having babies stage.” That also blows.

I couldn’t care less. They’d wrapped up the mystery of Beckett’s mother. Castle’s missing time and Beckett’s extended bonus conspiracy have been obnoxious and flimsy excuses to keep the two stars apart. The last two seasons were only watchable for the wit and whimsy of the case of the week and the interplay between…

God, it’s dragged on for so long I honestly don’t even remember what there is to resolve at this point.