I’m glad that they aren’t flipping burgers or living under a bridge. Seriously. I hope they are both on a management track.

How the fuck did you find that photo? 60’s pin up holding a Model 1100 on a trap field???! Where does this come from?!

It is really funny how these CarMax stories always go completely opposite of what you expect, yet still manage to be entertaining.

“As it turned out, both appraisers had been in the military. Not only that, but they had driven Hummers before. Not only that, but they had spent more time behind the wheel of a Hummer than I had.”

And also, none of you get to whine about him holding his nose until you post your own video of something half as awesome.

Same. I fear now they may put out an APB for a guy in an old right hand drive Nissan.

This is some legit, Grand Theft Auto level shit.

I honestly think this should be recognized as the greatest video of 2015.

Surfs a flaming Suburban into a lake. Leaps from the blazing inferno... and holds his nose like a little girl before he hits the water.

If you want to get accurate...the B-series would be the Mazda of pick-ups.

Must be pretty good to pull this off.

The answer continues to be the Miata

“It’s really nobody’s fault”

They probably flew with transponders on too so civilian ATC can pick ‘em up it’s not like they need to hide themselves from anything.

I’m still not buying it:

Or it just is the most efficient considering what the device has to accomplish. I mean if it looked different would it make a difference?

Its in the shape of a torpedo to make it easier to launch from a submarine by using the torpedo bays.

I feel like this was an elabourate rouse by the Chinese government to show the population “they” are under “constant attack” by the “foreigners”. Otherwise, why would you admit to knowing its purpose and that they’re on alert?

Well that’s just stupid. If I were building a spying device, “torpedo” wouldn’t be the shape I’d choose. Granted, one doesn’t expect it to be found, and a torpedo-like shape would be efficient, but making it look like an instrument of war isn’t the way to get your enemy to dismiss it.

I assume once docked, the pilot would climb the trapeze back into the main cabin? That must have been terrifying, especially if it was even a little windy.