In an area with palmettos, there is a kind of mesh up against the trunk, between the frond bases, that makes excellent tinder. You can usually find some that is dry no matter the weather. Dead fronds also work but not nearly as well.. Beware of palmetto bugs.

All of them.

Rally: it ain't over till all four wheels come off and the engine won't restart.

When Pharaoh needs a bucket, he don't wanna have to drive a chariot across town, now does he?

Titty? Uh, I mean... Titty?

You can see her choking back a little vomit.

Can I have my hand back?

I like how Chris grabs Matt’s hand in a total (and admittedly common) misunderstanding of how a high five is supposed to work. Matt’s face is all “no, that’s not right”.

By God, Cannonball better represent Kentucky. None of that slow drawl North Carolina/Virginia accent crap Hollywood thinks all Southerners have. I want some fast mumble hillbilly action out of whomever plays him.

Ok, so if he believes only the Ten Commandments are law, where in them is the provision for suing anyone or anything in those ten “laws”?

If killin Nazis is wrong, Cap don't wanna be right.

I plan on never getting rid of my FJ.

Swamp thing is one of the earliest movies I can remember, for two reasons.

They should all be Costner movies.

Get in and fasten you seat belt...

Their kerning could use some work.

Left lane cruisers, you are all losers.

I used to do boat launch and retrieval. Backing up a big trailer is nothing compared to trying to put an empty single personal water craft trailer in the water straight. If you can see the trailer at all in your mirrors, you’ve fucked up and have to start over. I got really good at it the hard way, I would've killed…

What this really needs is a matching gooseneck camper.

What this really needs is a gooseneck matching camper.