Virtually everyone in Big Trouble in Little China.

Needs more shoulder pad.

Glad my second go through of Magnum PI this summer is so healthy for me.

"Fear not! You, fair maiden, may menstruate freely and without fear, yea though it be a heavy flow."

Ah sweet! I'm gonna use that one for everything now!

Fox Force Five?

I don't read like someone who hates and wants to destroy technology. I read like someone who loves books and just hasn't taken the digital plunge yet.

My dad was almost killed by a cow a couple years ago.

I went to school with a girl named Gena Taylor. I can only assume she had them.

I'm gonna need a bigger computer.

I think it may be the best feature of YouTube.

Sliced a peen? I don't want to hear about it!

Don't forget Bender's stance on turtles.

One question I would like answered along side the information that the crime rate in the US is and has been dropping for twenty years is: How has the rate that crime is reported/discussed in the media (specifically news outlets) changed over that same period?

That only bolsters my point. Bin Laden did exist. If what you're looking for does exist, then sooner or later someone is going to find it and you're going to be out of a job.

I want a room that's science functional.

This only proves a point I like to make every chance I get: there's no better job security than looking for something that doesn't exist.

As a self proclaimed Eastern Kentucky Hillbilly, I find this wholly demeaning and totally inappropriate. As such, if I could afford it, I would buy it in heartbeat, put it on my front porch, and have it operate 24 hours a day, for ever.

Yeah, they whole, uh, concept of concept art is that it's a starting point for the art direction of the project. Of course, people do put little things like that on finished pieces, so it's always fun to hunt for stuff.

Silver Surver? Well, I guess everyone has to get through college somehow.