Once you work in Photoshop a lot, I guess you do become a bit of an expert in the Malcom Gladwell "Blink" sort of way (mostly by failing to make things look right more often than not) and it just looks wrong. This one is pretty obvious, though. Like you said, the lighting is just wrong, but also the grain of the diver…

It makes more sense than it coming out of the Captain's Yacht.

I can totally tell. The pixels, you know.

It needs a "Gun It & Run It" button.

So, if I get a bad nose bleed, jam a pig's ass up my nose. Got it.

Way to be prejudiced and not even point out that she's half robot-space-Asian.

Well, she had ten kids and a husband to take care of, so she needed it to be fast.

Oh, I remember my grandmother telling me about those. It doubled as a wringer for clothes washing. Looks like the hand crank is missing.

That's pretty cool. Pellet rifles generally fire at less than 1000 ft/s, as opposed to three times that for centerfire rifles (like in Russtopher's post below), which would give you a lot more leeway setting up the picture and allow you to capture more light. Great idea, really.

'67 Camero, black.

All I know is Turbo means when you hit the gas, you go really really fast, the tail lights leave light streak afterimages behind you, some Rush plays on the radio, and anything is possible.

Now that's a planet name I can get behind.

Yeah, but the problem with bats is that they move around so much, they don't always leave a forwarding address to send the invites to. I do the same thing, which might be part of why I like them.

If someone from the EPA had been there to see that, they would have stopped them immediately. When companies doing work are involved, bats are more important that people. Don't get me wrong, I like bats, not just because they eat bugs, but just because. However, if you're in logging, mining, or even contract work…

Green Narrow: mmmdon't ask.

I had a City of Heroes character named Iron Lungfish. No, that doesn't fit the topical pattern but it's way cooler.

I don't know, ponies are awful mean.

I promise, I will never be better at math.

She turned me into a newt!

As long as you're sexy, smart, funny, beautiful, dirty, and perfect in all ways I deem suitable for my happiness, you can settle for me any day. I promise to love you as much more as is necessary.