I've posted it before and I'll post it again.

I'm not sure I like what this is implying about men and people. I mean, I like people!

The third one reminds me of one of James Caan's lines in Way of the Gun; "The only thing you can guess about a broken down old man is that he is a survivor."

Hong Kong Phooey should win, just for being the one most likely to irritate the ACLU.

Dude (and I mean that in the most non gender specific way possible), calm the fuck off!

Some people just can't take a joke.

What about Fred Kwan? (I mean, sure, Kwan's not even his real name, but come on!)

Backatcha.

That was the first think that came to my mind when I heard the name, too. Just sing it with a stereotypical Japanese accent.

Good gravy, New York! Quite steeling everyone else's natural disasters. First you got all freaked out by that earthquake, now you're getting all freaked out about a hurricane. Don't you people get enough attention as it is? Stick to your giant rats and snow.

From the looks of the Worst State lists being posted on the Gawker page, it might be something of an ongoing theme, dare i say, prejudice. (though as one person pointed out, there a lot more people that will be affected in that area)

Sounds like the end result of being a life long trophy wife.

In related news, this is why I always pack Greek Fire.

Hell, that's eatin' size!

Thirty-eight thousand pounds?!? How does she lift it!?!

No, it was you that had a 25% chance of blowing up if you were at Edwards whenever the shuttle launched. Thank goodness you made it.

What a shrewed observation those scientists have made.

If the "leaves" were constructed of a shapechange material or some other kind of passive system that would allow the panels to follow the path of the sun, the way leave do on some plants, that might add that kind of power. It would be simpler to have them turning with electric motors, but that might use up the extra…

Even in ancient times, hippies suck. Conan hates Hippies!