That's because abstract art is just masturbation. It doesn't communicate anything.

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It's believed that the 1 to 3 timeline ration is a major reason why dogs don't read comics.

The term for it is Leifeldlike, which is nearly the opposite of lifelike.

Pretty sure that thing out weighs their boat, them included, and even though sharks have small brains, that one has more than those people combined.

The one thing I don't mind repeating from the Phantom Menace: There's always a bigger fish.

The thing needs to be firing machine guns as it comes in through that brush.

You sure are!

Now that's what I'm talkin' about!

A living ship!

There's a Cars song playing, it has to be good.

@NoCakeForYou That last sentence is the best and truest statement I have ever read.

SPEEDSUIT!

I would have taken an oven instead of the dishwasher, since you aren't really going to generate that many dirty dishes by yourself, but you can't really cook in a microwave.

I can say with authority that malaria sucks big greasy donkey balls.

But at least we would have a shiny new malaria to fight.

Well, I meant tree limbs, but yeah, that too.

Magic.

Obviously, it wouldn't work if you were sneaked up on and attacked, but for a while I've had this stupid theory that if you saw the bear coming, or if it was just being persistent (which has happened in some cases), that if you charged the bear, breaking limbs and yelling/roaring at it, like a gorilla's bluff charge,…

You know who else had vaginas? NAZIS!