Everything.

Favorite line in any science article I've ever read, "If you follow something long enough, it'll poop".

Every so often he could say, "I'm B.O. Wolf!"

Mmmm Ricin Beans.

So this isn't a tor... uh, interrogation technique where they pour puppies on your face until you break?

Yeah, so whatever "thing" out there that is the force behind 11:11 on clocks had to wait for things like people dividing the day into two 12 hour periods, the western adoption and modification of Arabic numbers, and finally digital displays for clocks to get its message across. It's so fantastically silly that it must…

It's like painting flames on a Porsche.

I think it's incredulous and wrong that she should be so naked in a public space when she should be here banging me.

Even though there are several cars that are higher up on my "dream car" list, this one gets my vote for ultimate muscle car. It looks like, even if it were sitting still, if you got too close to the front of it, it would suck you in and spit you out the back in a fine red mist.

I'm not saying I would do anything illegal, but I'd murder my own mother for one of those.

Wasn't that the last of the V-8 Interceptors?

Here am I floating round my tin can

Should have titled this "Death by a Thousand Pixels" or "Death by a Thousand Bits".

I used to live near this...thing.

But isn't a laser actually a beam, not a ray?

No. I don't like the font.

That would take 10 years in Florida.

From this article I can't figure out if I have a high risk of getting a heart attack, or no risk.

Jesus.

I smell you, therefore you are.