One started to cross in front of me on the Mountain Parkway in Eastern Kentucky two days ago in the early morning hours on the two lane section. There's a center-line rumble strip and as soon as I saw the deer, I eased over onto the strip. The deer turned and went straight back up the hill it had be coming off of.

Stevie Ray Vaughan, what?

Why is that person holding the Locknar? It's pure evil!

He's going to be pooping whole corn kernels for weeks!

Perhaps they had plenty of Tauntauns to sleep in?

If our fire goes out, we'll go across to Pottery Barn and steal their fire!

So do these magnets help align the electrons flowing though the iPad, increasing productivity and happiness? Do they increase the awe in the customer over the unmitigated perfection that is the work of Apple, and the word of Jobs? Will it make the user live longer, at least until the next product cycle? As I use the…

Or perhaps a secret message: Kill Him! (but kill who?)

I've got several.

Bacon makes everything better.

This is the sort of thing that the death penalty should really be used for.

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You can keep your penis spine, I don't want my dick broke by some unruly woman.

Bones made the point very clearly that, whatever the creators' intentions, it was a weapon, and indeed, the only time the full sized device was used was in exactly that capacity.

It's the mother fucking shit in Modern Warfare 2, in my opinion.

I thought it was dumb until I realized it looks a lot like Sting's winged undies in Dune. This guy is just wearing it too high and with too many other cloths on! And I would post a picture of what I'm talking about if I could ever figure out how to in "Gawker 2.0h deal with it".

What about Project Genesis from The Wrath of Khan?

I really liked the scene (or rather, the idea of) when the recently unfrozen Cap gets picked up in a VW Bug and is immediately suspicious of the driver.

That's the way I am with everything else about cooking, but like I said, I have an issue with getting the salt content just right (I realize that's subjective). It's more a pet peeve with recipes, than anything.

I watched one episode of that and it had a scene that was about 5 minutes long, but made from about one minute (total) of footage. It was awful.