And these guys aren’t some grunts, too. They have college degrees and offices. I think that, given the right tools and supplies, they can finish all of David Tracy’s projects in 5 days, and still have two more days to spare to fix up the broken cars every Jalopnik staffer has.

Using the word “fuck” multiple times in an article...

Oh this ought to be good:

Even french houses flee from the battlefield.

You take that attitude and swap it, mister!

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?

These fucking shit fucking fuckers

Jk.

Mother and cub moving down the middle of a busy street. (H/T to Rick S!)

Finally somebody gets it.

What I like about it is that the competition over the lap times results in much better engineered cars.

Expect the 2018 Lincoln Navigator to share several mechanical components with the recently unveiled Ford Expedition, which doesn’t offer the luxury of coming with a full blown man’s wardrobe.

Isn’t permitted is vastly different from not yet received approval.

I’m not very good at this. All I could find was a wang-shaped building.

I’d rather it be this than some aging former a-list leading actor voice overing about how the tires hug the road, giving you freedom, and purpose, and tranquility, complete serenity, attained through ownership of this affordable-but-attainable motor vehicle.

I once had a coworker that drove one of those.