Yep, a lot of armchair warriors in here who have never driven the car. On paper does a Mustang smoke the Z? Yeah, definitely. But in actual fun to drive the Z bends the Mustang over the kitchen sink. The Mustang is absolutely one of the most boring cars I’ve ever driven!

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

also to dispute the “bmws not known as good rally cars” i submit proof they’re awesome

I don’t think that Jeep hood will fit on the bike.

well, 2 anyway...one is just a bike.

Now optional on the Jeep wrangler:

To be completely fair, you can go to hell with the other left lane cruisers

To be completely fair, passing on the right isn’t against the law... unlike fleeing the scene of an accident ;)

The liftback.

Wagons, period. And don’t give me that “crossovers are wagons” bullshit because NO THEY ARE NOT. Would you tell your child medicine is candy? No, because then they’d take too much and die, just like wagons are nowadays.

Think of the children, people!

This guy has to be canonized as Saint Jalop, The Protector of Humble Cardom. Where do I convert?

This is exactly why I decided to never buy a Ferrari. Well, this and being poor. But mostly this.

My ideal build, according to the website, is at $32K with AWD but no manual.

Plus, if he has to evict a tenant he could tow-strap-drag all their garbage out of the house and then haul it away. And when you show up in that truck people will know you mean business.

What kind of wife surprises her husband with a giant ass dog?

It’s like this isn’t even a car site anymore.....pickup trucks and minivans? Best we could do here? Come on.....Let’s give him a jalopnik special - the volvo wagon! Only more like volvo SUV for dog purposes.

The number of production models that will be totaled at 35 mph leaving Cars and Coffee.

The Weather Network says this jabroni was spotted at Powder Mountain in Utah, driving his Ram

Then they would apologize for pulling you over.

Hey, Jalopnik, did I mention I bought a car this weekend? 09 BMW 328i with xdrive. Only 63k. And...wait for it...a manual transmission! I haven’t been this excited about a car since my first car, a 2002 (not a tii, just a basic one, but still fun). Off to DMV to renew my license so I can actually take delivery. I…