That’s really awful. I’m glad you got out and did something nice for yourself. You may not feel great about it now, but returning the sweatshirt was classy. Breakups are terrible. My son recently broke up with his girlfriend of three years. She went off to camp and decided that camp boys were more exciting than my son…

The Mary Sue is pretty good. I need to spend more time there. But more frequently, I feel like I am hanging with a bunch of daughters. Which is nice as I have only sons, but it’s strange at times. Like waiting for the new Star Wars. My son has a countdown on his phone. I have been waiting since 1983 for something…

I became a big Charlie Jane fan from IO9. She blows my mind. The writing is smart and funny - she’s everything I look for in an author.

I have been reading since Tracy (slut machine Tracy) did that really great article about stuck tampons. I come across this professionally all the time and generally like to have the offending objects removed before the doc or NP comes in to take a peek to make sure everything is okie dokie and we can get them out the…

That’s not a surprise as they have been trying to tear him a new asshole since he took the helm at Gawker. I’m surprised it’s taken this long.

People across the aisle read?

That’s a shame. I could always find a decent Frank Herbert article or a fan who got my endless Dune references. But very boy heavy over there and the worst kind, the nerd who thinks he “deserves” a supermodel. But I have discovered that I also enjoyed dating outgoing, tall, handsome men. Just so happens I married one.…

Definitely a drop off in the quality, but there are new voices that may have been lurking for years (ahem) which aren’t so awful. I’m a bit over the target audience age, but I think my wisdom, confidence in my career and myself adds to the collection of smart women that this site attracts, despite the recent changes.…

And I forgot to add the obligatory “thanks Obama!”

Yes. It’s the reason for that class action lawsuit. Very pointy.

I talk, he farts. A cracked window and a white noise machine saved our marriage.

The secret to the success of my 20+ year marriage has been no children except for dogs in the bed and a wall of pillows.

Waking up in a strange bed with no toothbrush. Nuh uh. Dragged my baggy flannel shirt wearing ass home with my bra in my pocketbook.

I have a friend that received a Chanel baby bag the same year that her husband got himself a girlfriend as the “push present”. Totally a causation equaling correlation event.

I pushed three gigantic babies out of me and I all got was a bladder sling.

Oooo - I hate that. I am a daily fb reader, but I don’t read every article posted by every self proclaimed expert on whatever bug is up their butt at the time. If I see it, I see it. My mother does this. “Did you see me having lunch with the book club today?”

No, but you can limit how far back friends can see your wall. It’s in the privacy settings area but you can pretty much have your wall locked down and only going back a month or so.

I don’t understand the question and I refuse to respond to it.

Why we can all get ourselves Blake’s body. I need to be stretched seven inches which sounds as pleasant as her “gentle” workout and diet regime.

Wait why? I just get hungry and go to sleep. Oh.. never mind.