I had a puker too. She always came to me to vomit. Because I was “mommy”. It is not funny to hear the stomach “bloop” at 0200 and then step in a puddle of dog sick. Now I have one with an iron stomach. He’s svelte at 125lbs., just a super tall American style lab. Once swallowed a Han Solo action figure whole. Shame…

I’ve only had labs. They are fairly intelligent - just smart enough to get themselves into big trouble.

We had a lab that died at age 10 after binging on legos and socks that my kids left laying around the house. She lived through sneaking down to the basement and knocking over a shelf and breaking into a year supply of albuterol. After that, she was kind of frail and the blockage killed her a few years later. We…

Bernie could use the bump, but he holds his own. Smart is sexy, even in an old, unkempt New Englander.

You are making the assumption that he’s self aware. I haven’t seen any evidence to support this.

His wife is an immigrant too. But she’s the “right” kind of immigrant, so no worries until she does the unthinkable and turns 40.

Caring about issues is for women, people of color, poor people and the gays. If you can catch a ball, even better. You don’t even need to know all the rules of the game. Supermodel wife not specifically guaranteed.

The even featured, blandly attractive white guy who plays a children’s game for a living likes the rich, mean white guy who gave him a hat once. Why do we pay so much attention to these ball players. How about some of that trickling down to teachers and firefighters and HVAC repair people?

That might interfere with the pentobarbital and cause side effects!

Maybe she should have just been a man.

The federal government has shockingly little control over the states. Look at how many states have realistic access to women’s health clinics that provide abortion services and you will see state government at it’s worst.

Asparatame totally causes cancer. And sugar-alcohol replacement can cause wicked diarrhea. If I was going to be executed, I’d go out in any kind of blaze of glory I could.

That screams “Philly” to me. Haven’t seen any yet IRL but that’s because my regular friends spend their money on nice things.

I hope the airing of the dirty laundry continues, and in the meantime, Sanders can gain some more momentum.

The “select committee” with give the tea partiers something sparkly to do. Lots of meetings to rush to, lots of posturing and looking important. And the day he called Cruz a “jackass” made me realize that the Old Guard “Your Father’s Republican” Party is dying and no amount of self tanner and tears is going to help.…

The police officer costume “for girls” bothers me. My husband has been an officer for 20 years and I know many capable women who work with him at patrol level, and some he calls “sir”, and are definitely not objectified. In fact, one in particular saved both of their lives one night and she was not wearing a skirt or…

These are great. I think my portfolio would have to include my husband and I looking deeply into one another’s eyes as we sensuously clean kid vomit off the floor and walls and windows. And a filtered school bus in the distance as we high 5 and race back to the now empty house. 23 years and I wouldn’t change a bit.…

As prone as I am to pink eye, and working in health care, the mascara gets tossed either after an infection or every 6 months. And the little bottles are always in the give aways. I am a big fan of cleansers and lotions with SPF and even a little tint so I don’t have to look at the translucent veins in my face. I may…

If you like it and feel comfortable, that is your right and certainly not in conflict with being a feminist.

I like my face to breathe. Luckily, my non-flossing mother did mention sunscreen, not overdoing it on cigarettes and alcohol, and I inherited some decent genes. At 43, I am not Botoxed because I’m terrified my face would “stay that way”. But if it makes people happy to wear make up and gives them confidence to live…